What would YOU say/do in a ceratin situation?

In this, I will say a ceratin ackward situation and you have to find out the best thing to say.

This is like my Which would win game, because I change it every week.

Have fun!


This week:

A woman is carrying two buckets of paint. You drive right into her when she (lol) skips around the street. Paint spills everywere. A lot of people come out
to see the incident. When the woman gets up, you find out she was drunk when hen gets up, slaps you, gives you a wedgie, and sings polka. (Note that people are still watching you.) She goes insides a house and gets more paint.
She is about to spill more paint on you when you say...

Whoops, I mean say/do.

run away as fast as I can. Creepy lady.

if u dirve into her she would be dead...

But she wasn't.

so she would be able to get up after getting hit by a car and give u a wegie

and u dont run after she slaps u...

Yep. At least that's how the story goes. :3

I say, "Go away, you -----!" then I run away!

P.S. She must be that lady from Madagascar.

Phone the police and inform them of her violent and disorderly conduct and watch as she fights the police and covers them in paint.

You run, because the cops are coming, and you're going to be charged with some serious stuff.

Charged with what? Shes drunk and essentially j-walking, other people are around, one of them would see your license plate. Not to mention her violent tendency toward yo... um... never mind... I suppose you'll do what you would do and I'll do the same.

lol, true.

Me, myself would do the same.

Now, if it were fantasy, I would tell her she is the worst polka singing painter weirdo. Then I would call the cops.

run!