Insult fight. (don't come in if ur easily offended.)

ok here it goes.

yo mama's so old, when she was in school she didn't have a history class.

yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Your mother is a region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing can escape after having fallen past her event horizon, even electromagnetic radiation (e.g. light) is unable to escape, rendering her interior invisible. However, she can be detected if she interacts with matter outside her event horizon, for example by drawing in gas from an orbiting star. The gas spirals inward, heating up to very high temperatures and emitting large amounts of radiation in the process.

While general relativity describes a your mother as a region of empty space with a pointlike singularity at the center and an event horizon at the outer edge, the description changes when the effects of quantum mechanics are taken into account. Research on this subject indicates that, rather than holding captured matter forever, your mother may slowly leak a form of thermal energy called Hawking radiation. However, the final, correct description of your mother, requiring a theory of quantum gravity, is unknown.

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What? Don't look at me like that! I didn't just edit a wikipedia article on black holes and apply it to "your mother"! I swear!

yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and she disappeared.

Yo mama's so fat, she pays taxes in three states.

Yo mama's so poor, I took a paper plate and she said "Don't use the fine China".

dude read the message in brackets, would they come in?

dude read the message in brackets, would they come in?

Your momma was a bipedal carnivore with a massive skull balanced by a long, heavy tail. Relative to the large and powerful hindlimbs, Your momma`s forelimbs were small, though unusually powerful for their size, and bore two primary digits, along with a possible third vestigial digit. Although other theropod bad-ass mommas rivaled or exceeded your momma in size, it was the largest known ass hole-momma and one of the largest known land predators, measuring up to 13 metres (43 feet) in length[1] and up to 6.8 metric tons (7.5 short tons) in weight.[2] By far the largest carnivore in its environment, Your momma may have been an apex predator, preying upon hadrosaurs and ceratopsians, although some experts have suggested it was primarily a scavenger. And BOY was it UGLY!....and...by the way...i was saying "was" cause she is extict...oh...did i say "she"? sorry...i forgot she had a sex-change! hahahah!